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A rich society lady was being driven home in the rain when her Rolls Royce gets a puncture. The car slowly stopped, and the chauffeur got out. After a long delay the society lady wound down the window. "Do you want a screwdriver?" she asked. The chauffeur shrugged. "Might as well," he said," I can't get this bloody hub cap off!!! [Details] Comments: 0 Avg. rate: 4.8918/10 Rate It: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (Great!) |
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| Breakfast, Lunch, & Supper! | |
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After each question, your say: "Rubber Jugs and Liquor". Q: What did you have for breakfast? A: Rubber Jugs and Liquor! Q: What did you have for lunch? A: Rubber Jugs and Liquor! Q: What did you have for supper? A: Rubber Jugs and Liquor! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Q: What would you do if you saw a hot chick walking down the street? hee-hee hoo-hoo haa-haa! [Details] Comments: 0 Avg. rate: 4.8185/10 Rate It: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (Great!) |
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| Coffee Time | |
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Q: How does Mrs. Abdul Jabbar like her coffee? A: With Kareem!!! Q: What does it say, on great Hawaiian singer, Don's mail box? A: The Ho House!!! [Details] Comments: 0 Avg. rate: 5.5380/10 Rate It: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (Great!) |
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| Confucius says again... | |
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1. Woman who goes to man's apartment for snack, gets titbit. 2. Man who lay woman on ground, get peace on earth. 3. Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding the bag. 4. Man who kisses girl's behind, gets crack in face. 5. Passionate kiss like spider web-lead to undoing of fly. 6. Man with holes in pocket, feels cocky all day. 7. Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night. 8. Virginity like balloon-one prick, all gone. 9. Girls who rides bicycle, peddles ass all over town. 10. He who farts in church, sits in own... [More] Comments: 0 Avg. rate: 5.4200/10 Rate It: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (Great!) |
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| Di and Dolly Go To Heaven | |
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Princess Diana and Dolly Parton had both died on the same night. When they reached the gates of Heaven they were greeted by St. Peter. St. Peter said "Excuse me ladies, but before I let you in... I must know what you were doing when you died... you see Heaven has become AWFULLY crowded...it's our new policy!" He smiled. "Well...if you must know...I was standing in front of the mirror examining my boobs..." Dolly Parton said. "And I was going to the bathroom!" Princess Diana said. "You may enter into Heaven..." St. Peter held the... [More] Comments: 0 Avg. rate: 5.5143/10 Rate It: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (Great!) |
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| Downsizing | |
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A small business owner was faced with the problem that he needed to downsize his company. He added up all the receipts and discovered he could get by if he fired one of his employees. He looked in his files and saw that he had two new employees; one named Jill, and the other named Jack. Because they had started on the same day at the same time, he wondered how he would make the decision on who to fire. Finally he decided that he would fire the first one he saw taking a break. About ten minutes later he saw Jill leaning against the wall... [More] Comments: 0 Avg. rate: 5.4683/10 Rate It: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (Great!) |
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| Elmo | |
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What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory? 2 testtickles! [Details] Comments: 0 Avg. rate: 5.4335/10 Rate It: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (Great!) |
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| If, And, Butt! | |
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If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper. And a jock strap is a lower decker pecker checker. And a roll of toilet tissue is a super duper doody pooper scooper. What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea? Answer: A slap happy Jappy with a crap happy pappy. [Details] Comments: 0 Avg. rate: 5.5695/10 Rate It: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (Great!) |
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| Mole Smells | |
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There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole outside of a farm house out in the country. The papa mole reached his head out of the hole and said, "Mmmmm, I smell sausage." The mama mole reached her head outside of the hole and said "Mmmmmm, I smell pancakes." The baby mole tried to reach his head outside the hole but couldn't because of the two bigger moles... . . . . . . . . . . . . . Are you ready for this? :) . . . . . . . . . . . . The baby mole said, "The only thing I can... [More] Comments: 0 Avg. rate: 5.4300/10 Rate It: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (Great!) |
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| Moles | |
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Way back in the country one morning, Papa Mole stuck his head out of the mole hole and said, "What a beautiful morning! I think I smell sauage and pancakes!" Mama mole sticks her head out of the mole hole and said "I agree with you Papa, it is a truly nice morning. And, I smell maple syrup too." Baby mole could not get his little head out of the mole hole and all he could smell was molasses! [Details] Comments: 0 Avg. rate: 5.6293/10 Rate It: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (Great!) |
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