| 4 Docs and GW Bush! | |
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4 Doctors were talking shop one day... An Israeli doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks." A German doctor said "That's nothing! In Germany, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in four weeks." A Russian doctor said, "In my country, medicine is so advanced, we can take half a heart from one person, put it in another and have them both looking for work in two weeks."... [More] Comments: 0 Avg. rate: 5.4347/10 Rate It: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (Great!) |
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| 4 Doctors talk Politics! | |
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An Israeli doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks." A German doctor said "That's nothing! In Germany, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in four weeks." A Russian doctor said, "In my country, medicine is so advanced, we can take half a heart from one person, put it in another and have them both looking for work in two weeks." The American doctor, not to be outdone,... [More] Comments: 0 Avg. rate: 5.4408/10 Rate It: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (Great!) |
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| 7Bin Laden's trip to the pearly gates! | |
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After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly gates. There, he is greeted by George Washington. "How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" Washington, slapping Osama in the face. Patrick Henry comes up from behind. "You wanted to end the Americans' liberty, so they gave you death!" Henry punches Osama on the nose. James Madison comes up next, and says "This is why I allowed the Federal government to provide for the common defense!" He drops a large weight on Osama's knee. Osama is subject to... [More] Comments: 0 Avg. rate: 5.4954/10 Rate It: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (Great!) |
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| A Bad Mix | |
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What do you get when you have 50 politicians and 50 lesbians in a room? 100 people that don't do dick!! [Details] Comments: 0 Avg. rate: 5.3571/10 Rate It: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (Great!) |
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| A Lesson in Politics | |
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A son asks his father, "What can you tell me about politics? I have to learn about it for school tomorrow." The father thought some and said, "OK, son, the best way I can describe politics is to use an analogy. Let's say that I'm a capitalist because I'm the breadwinner. Your mother will be the government because she controls everything, our maid will be the working class because she works for us, you will be the people because you answer to us, and your baby brother will be the future. Does that help any?" The little boy said,... [More] Comments: 0 Avg. rate: 5.5053/10 Rate It: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (Great!) |
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| A new national anthem? | |
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Sources close to President Clinton say he is proposing a new national anthem for the United States, "Yank my Dandy Doodle!" [Details] Comments: 0 Avg. rate: 5.3636/10 Rate It: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (Great!) |
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| AirForce 1 | |
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When the AirForce 1 prepares to land, the Captain speaks over the intercom: "The seatbelt sign is on Mr. President, would you please put the stewardess in the upright position." [Details] Comments: 0 Avg. rate: 5.3307/10 Rate It: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (Great!) |
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| AL GORE I am! | |
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Can we count them with our nose? Can we count them with our toes? Should we count them with a band? Should we count them all by hand? If I do not like the count, I will simply throw them out. I will not let this vote count stand. I do not like them, AL GORE I am! Can we change these numbers here? Can we change them, calm my fears? What do you mean, Dubya has won? This is not fair, this is not fun. Let's count them upside down this time. Let's count until the state is mine. I will not let this vote count stand. I do not... [More] Comments: 0 Avg. rate: 5.4590/10 Rate It: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (Great!) |
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| AMERICA: Passing the Blame | |
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We yanks just love to pass the blame. What other country can boast of 3 lawyers for every citizen. We come up with the best reasons to blame others for our own problems. Here's a small list... If a woman burns her thighs on the hot coffee she's holding in her lap while driving, she blames the restaurant. If your teen-age son kills himself or then next door neighbors, you blame the rock 'n' roll music or musician he liked. If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer, your family blames the tobacco company.... [More] Comments: 0 Avg. rate: 5.3280/10 Rate It: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (Great!) |
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| Another Bill Joke | |
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Q: How are a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky alike? A: Insert Bill here. [Details] Comments: 0 Avg. rate: 5.5065/10 Rate It: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (Great!) |
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