| 13 Things Films Have Taught Us | |
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1) All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices, which have large red read-outs to tell you exactly when it will go off. 2) Should you need to pass yourself off as a German officer it will not be necessary to speak the language, a convincing accent will do. 3) All apartments in Paris overlook the Eiffel tower. 4) Most lap top computers are powerful enough to override a bank security system or the communication system of an invading alien civilization. 5) Every single person in martial arts Film has a black belt in karate.... [More] Comments: 0 Avg. rate: 5.5359/10 Rate It: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (Great!) |
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Worlds "shortest" books! 25. MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS - by O.J. Simpson 24. THE ENGINEER'S GUIDE TO FASHION 23. TO ALL THE MEN I'VE LOVED BEFORE - by Ellen DeGeneres 22. THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN REALITY AND DILBERT 21. HUMAN RIGHTS ADVANCES IN CHINA 20. THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY - by Dennis Rodman 19. THE WILD YEARS - by Al Gore 18. AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC OCEAN 17. AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS 16. CAREER OPPORTUNITIES FOR LIBERAL ARTS MAJORS 15. DETROIT - A TRAVEL GUIDE 14. DIFFERENT WAYS TO... [More] Comments: 0 Avg. rate: 5.4793/10 Rate It: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (Great!) |
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| 4Andy Rooney Quotes | |
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Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. I am in shape. Round's a shape! Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup? Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster is a maniac. The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you. Future... [More] Comments: 0 Avg. rate: 5.4038/10 Rate It: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (Great!) |
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| A Letter From Barbie | |
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************************* Chief Executive Officer Mattel, Inc. El Segundo, CA Dear Sir, Listen you little troll, I've been helping you out every year, playing at being the perfect Christmas present, wearing skimpy bathing suits in frigid weather, and drowning in fake tea from one too many tea parties, and I hate to break it to ya, but IT'S DEFINITELY PAYBACK TIME! There had better be some changes around here this year, or I'm gonna call for a nationwide meltdown (and trust me, you won't wanna be around to smell it). So, here's my... [More] Comments: 0 Avg. rate: 5.4711/10 Rate It: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (Great!) |
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1. Illiterate? Write today for free help. 2. Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again. 3. Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals and smacks included. 4. Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children. 5. Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel. 6. Stock up and save. Limit: one. 7. Semi-annual After-Christmas sale. 8. 3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred. 9. Mixing bowl set designed to please a... [More] Comments: 0 Avg. rate: 5.4662/10 Rate It: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (Great!) |
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| After a Tonsilectomy? | |
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After her operation, the famous lady soap opera star was propped up in bed in her private room, as the doctor did his rounds. "Tell me, how are you feeling now?" he asked. "A lot better, thank you," purred the star in reply. "But one thing does bother me. When will I be able to resume a normal sex life?" "Oh, that's rather hard to say," said the doctor. "I've never been asked that after a tonsilectomy before." [Details] Comments: 0 Avg. rate: 5.5416/10 Rate It: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (Great!) |
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| AOL/TW Merger | |
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Due to the recent merger of AOL and Time Warner, AOL members can soon expect the following changes: Time Magazine's next "Man Of The Year" issue will feature Steve Case on the cover as the undisputed winner. This of course will strictly be a coincidence. The standard irritating AOL popups will be replaced by Warner Bros. cartoons. Now, Elmer Fudd will say, "You cwazy wabbit, you've been onwine for 5 minutes and that's way-y-y too long... we're going to boot you off!" The next time that you hear Bugs Bunny say, "Eh, what's up Doc?"... [More] Comments: 0 Avg. rate: 5.4895/10 Rate It: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (Great!) |
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| Arnold:the musical | |
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Stallone, Tony Danza, and Arnold Swarzanagger are all going to be in a musical about famous composers. Stallone wants to be Mozart, Danza says he'll be Bethoven, and Swarzanagger says "I'll be Bach!" [Details] Comments: 0 Avg. rate: 5.6209/10 Rate It: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (Great!) |
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| Bart at the chalkboard! | |
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The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows Bart Simpson writing the same sentence over and over again on the chalkboard. Here are the collected writings of Bart Simpson from the opening credits. I will not carve gods. I will not spank others. I will not aim for the head. I will not barf unless I'm sick. I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge. I will not conduct my own fire drills. Funny noises are not funny. I will not snap bras. I will not fake seizures. This punishment is not boring and pointless. My name is not Dr.... [More] Comments: 0 Avg. rate: 5.4394/10 Rate It: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (Great!) |
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| Charlie Brown in the 90's | |
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Do you remember the Charlie Brown specials that taught valuable life lessons to a generation of kids? Well here are some new episodes: Peanuts specials for kids of the 90's: We learn about VD in: "IT BURNS WHEN I PEE, CHARLIE BROWN" Charlie and the little redheaded girl learn about unwanted pregnancy in: "I'M STARTING TO SHOW, CHARLIE BROWN!" Is Linus gay? "ITS A DIFFERENT KIND OF LOVE, CHARLIE BROWN" Charlie moves back to his house in East L.A in: "OYE! VATO! QUE PASA, CARLITO MORENO?" See how the Peanuts Gang deals... [More] Comments: 0 Avg. rate: 5.5674/10 Rate It: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (Great!) |
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