| 10 things to never say to a naked man... | |
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Uh...top 10 things not to say to a naked man: 10: Awww...that's cute 9. Well, at least you're good at other things 8. Do you think it'll fit my old Barbie? clothes? 7. My li'l brother has one like that. 6. Are you cold? 5. ::giggles:: 4. Maybe we should just be friends 3. Can you make it dance? 2. Umm...maybe you should get dressed 1. Oh...look...its hiding! [Details] Comments: 0 Avg. rate: 5.5005/10 Rate It: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (Great!) |
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| A couple few one-liners to enjoy! | |
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Q:What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs. Q:What is the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? A: 45 minutes. Q: What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman? A: Sexual harassment. Q:What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man? A: $3.99 a minute. [Details] Comments: 0 Avg. rate: 5.5222/10 Rate It: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (Great!) |
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| A Perfect Woman Is... | |
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What's the definition of a perfect woman? a) Three feet tall with a round hole for a mouth and a flat head so that you can put a pint of beer on it. b) The sports model has pullback ears and her teeth fold in. c) The economy model fucks all night and, at midnight, turns into a roast beef sandwich and a six pack. [Details] Comments: 0 Avg. rate: 5.4836/10 Rate It: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (Great!) |
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| A woman's three biggest lies | |
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A woman's three biggest lies... 1-You're the Biggest. 2-You're the Best. 3-It doesn't always taste like that. [Details] Comments: 0 Avg. rate: 5.4394/10 Rate It: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (Great!) |
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| A Woman's Ultimate Fantasy | |
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In a recent On-line poll 38,562 men across the UK were asked to identify a woman's ultimate fantasy. 98.8% of the respondents said that a woman's ultimate fantasy is to have two men at once. While this has been verified by a recent sociological study, it appears that most men do not realize that in this fantasy, one man is cooking and the other is cleaning. [Details] Comments: 0 Avg. rate: 5.5049/10 Rate It: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (Great!) |
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| Adam Gets Two Organs | |
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One day God came to Adam to pass on some news. "I've got some good news and some bad news", God said. Adam looked at God and said, "Well, give me the good news first. "Smiling, God explained, "I've got two new organs for you. One is called a brain. It will allow you to be very intelligent, create new things, and have intelligent conversations with Eve. The other organ I have for you is called a penis. It will allow you to reproduce your now intelligent life form and populate this planet. Eve will be very happy that you now have... [More] Comments: 0 Avg. rate: 5.4713/10 Rate It: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (Great!) |
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| Advantages of older women... | |
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An older woman will never wake you up in the middle of the night and ask you, "What are you thinking?" An older woman doesn't care what you think. An older woman always carries a condom in her purse. A younger woman is still hoping the guy might have one on him. An older woman is a cheaper date. A younger woman will cost you 12 beers, but an older woman will sleep with you after a cup of herbal tea. An older woman can wear bright red lipstick during the day without looking like she just had an adventure inside a jam jar. This is not... [More] Comments: 0 Avg. rate: 5.5017/10 Rate It: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (Great!) |
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| After Man, God Said... | |
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What did God say after he created man? "I can do better than this" and he made woman. But the disruptions created in Adam's internals when God removed his rib were so great that it caused Adam's brain to sink down into his testicles. And so one of Eve's first assignments was to explain to Adam the difference between his black and navy blue socks. [Details] Comments: 0 Avg. rate: 5.6177/10 Rate It: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (Great!) |
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| Analysis of A Man | |
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Man - A Chemical Analysis Element: Man Symbol: Ah (short for Asshole) Quantitative: Accepted at 7 inches though some isotopes can be as short as 4inches. Discoverer: Eve (discovered by accident one day when she had a craving for ribs) Occurrence: Found following duel element Wo, often in high concentration near a perfect Wo specimen. Physical properties : a) Surface often covered with hair; bristly in some areas, soft in others. b) Boils when inconvenienced, freezes when faced with Logic and Common Sense, melts if treated like a... [More] Comments: 0 Avg. rate: 5.3976/10 Rate It: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (Great!) |
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| Best Part | |
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Did you hear that they are going to stop circumcising men? They discovered they were throwing away the best part. [Details] Comments: 0 Avg. rate: 5.4134/10 Rate It: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (Great!) |
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