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What does a duck like to eat? A quacker! [Details] Comments: 0 Avg. rate: 5.3683/10 Rate It: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (Great!) |
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| A Shorty | |
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Q. What is Black and White and Red all over? A. A Newspaper [Details] Comments: 0 Avg. rate: 5.4263/10 Rate It: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (Great!) |
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| ABC's | |
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Student: Can I use the bathroom? Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC's. Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZ Teacher: Where's the P? Student: Its running down my leg! [Details] Comments: 0 Avg. rate: 5.4858/10 Rate It: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (Great!) |
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| ABCP | |
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On day there was a boy at school. He needed to go to the toilet. The teacher said "Say your ABCs first" The boy started saying "A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y Z" The teacher asked at the end "Where is your P?" The boy answered "Running down my pants!!" [Details] Comments: 0 Avg. rate: 5.3139/10 Rate It: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (Great!) |
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| AMANDA! | |
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WHAT ISA [Details] Comments: 0 Avg. rate: 5.4071/10 Rate It: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (Great!) |
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| Anna's mom.... | |
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Anna's mother has 3 kids... the youngest daughter's name is Penny... the middle daughter's name is Nickel....... What is the oldest daughter's name? You think you know it??? Aww.. a smart one you are! You were probably thinking her name was Dime.... but if you were really smart you would know that the oldest daughters name is Anna!!! [Details] Comments: 0 Avg. rate: 5.2767/10 Rate It: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (Great!) |
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| Another Chicken Joke | |
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Why did the rabbit cross the road? - Chicken's day off! [Details] Comments: 0 Avg. rate: 5.5745/10 Rate It: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (Great!) |
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| Bad boy | |
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One day there was a boy at school and his teacher told him to get 4 spelling words. 1st he went to his Brother and asked "Could you give me a spelling word?" His Brother answered "ShutUp" So he wrote down Shutup. 2nd he went to his Mother and asked her. She answered "Certainly" He wrote down certinly. 3rd he wen to his Dad and asked for somthing sweet. His dad answered Lolipop so he wrote down Lolipop. 4th he went to his little brother and asked the question. He answered "In my Little Blue Car" The next day he went to... [More] Comments: 0 Avg. rate: 5.3199/10 Rate It: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (Great!) |
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| Ballerina | |
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What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot? She called the toe truck! [Details] Comments: 0 Avg. rate: 5.2216/10 Rate It: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (Great!) |
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| Banana | |
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What do you get when you cut a banana in two? A BANANA SPLIT! [Details] Comments: 0 Avg. rate: 5.3627/10 Rate It: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (Great!) |
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