| 10 Commandments of a Teenager | |
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1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. (why wait that long) 2) Thou shall not do drugs. (alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.) 3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart. (Walmart has a bigger selection) 4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism. (destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this) 5) Thou shall not steal from your parents. (everyone knows grandma has more money) 6) Thou shall not get into fights. (Cat fight anyhow...just start them.) 7) Thou shall not skip class.... [More] Comments: 0 Avg. rate: 4.5249/6 Rate It: 1 2 3 4 5 6(Great!) |
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| Taste Test | |
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A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory perception. She brought in a variety of lifesavers and said, "Children, I'd like you to close your eyes and taste these." The kids easily identified the taste of cherries, lemons and mint, but when the teacher gave them honey-flavored lifesavers, all of the kids were stumped. "I'll give you a hint," said the teacher. "It's something your mommy probably calls your daddy all the time." Instantly, one of the kids coughed his onto the floor... [More] Comments: 0 Avg. rate: 4.1809/6 Rate It: 1 2 3 4 5 6(Great!) |
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| Banned Children's Books | |
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Dad's New Wife Timothy Pop! Goes the Hamster...and Other Great Microwave Games How to Become the Dominant Military Power In Your Elementary School Safe Sex and the Zip-Lock Bag Testing Homemade Parachutes With Nothing At All But Your Household Pets Egghead - and Other Things Mrs. Dumpty Gave Humpty The Complete Set Of "Mother Got Goosed" Nursery Rhymes Peter Rabbit's Frisky Adventures The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins, and the Vice Squad The Tickling Babysitter Babar Meets the Taxidermist Controlling the Playground: Respect Through... [More] Comments: 0 Avg. rate: 4.4852/6 Rate It: 1 2 3 4 5 6(Great!) |
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| Children's worst book titles! | |
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You Were an Accident Strangers Have the Best Candy The Little Sissy Who Snitched Some Kittens Can Fly! Getting More Chocolate on Your Face Where Would You Like to Be Buried? Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Animals of North America-Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes! All Dogs Go to Hell The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer, They Say God Did It Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog? Why Can't Mr. Fork... [More] Comments: 0 Avg. rate: 4.1257/6 Rate It: 1 2 3 4 5 6(Great!) |
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| A future fireman | |
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A fireman looked out of the fire house window and noticed a little boy playing on the sidewalk. He had his little red wagon, and he had hung small ladders on the side of it, and coiled the garden hose up in it, and he was wearing a fireman's hat. He had the wagon tied to his dog, so that the dog could pull the wagon. The fireman thought this was really cute so he went out and told the little boy what a great looking fire truck he had. As he did, he noticed that the dog was tied to the wagon by his testicles. The fireman said, "Son, I... [More] Comments: 0 Avg. rate: 4.5577/6 Rate It: 1 2 3 4 5 6(Great!) |
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| A new car | |
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One day a mother and father were having sex and their son walked in. "What are you doing, the kid asked". Well, you wanted a brother, so we're making you one. The next day, the father walks outside and sees his son porking away on the family junker's tailpipe. "Son...what the hell are you doing!!!" And the son replied - "Mom said she wanted an new car, so I'm making her one!" [Szczegóły] Comments: 0 Avg. rate: 4.5425/6 Rate It: 1 2 3 4 5 6(Great!) |
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